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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

P. Niss asks for a raise

I got this from one of my readers today, and burst out LOL, so thought i would share.

LadderThe Request:

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,  P. Niss

The Response

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep and often lie down after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying one or two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,  Va Gina


After a good laugh, I do have to add that couples who work with me write entirely different love letters to each other.  Check out my "Heavy PETing" upcoming course where you'll learn how P. Niss and Va Gina can get along quite nicely, thank you.

Saturday-Sunday, April 10-11, 2010

Heavy PETting

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